a bicycle can’t stand on its own bc its two tired
Are you fucking serious
do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
without worrying about them first
Your best friend is your sister
[1/50] movies → harry potter and the philosopher’s stone (2001)
Monowi, a town of Nebraska - WTF fun facts
Is this animal crossing
wait but can we talk about how badass this lady is
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
Burn the witch.